Pumpkin Soup, you slut.

It’s that time of year again when everyone tries their damnedest to look like something + prostitute. Yes I’m talking about that ever mutable holiday, All Hallows Eve where we as a nation have decided that regardless of its inherent ridicularity, showing as much skin as possible the day before November makes irrefutable sense. Well, once you’ve spent a night whoring it up and down the neighborhood for “candy” you might be warmed by this pleasantly festive soup.

Ingredients
6 cups chicken stock
1 1/2 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh ground pepper
4 cups pumpkin puree
1 tsp chopped cilantro
1 cup chopped onion
1/2 tsp chopped fresh thyme
1 clove garlic, minced

1/2 cup of cream (this is totally optional and I did not add it)

So really the hardest part about this is staying sober while you’re waiting for it to boil. I used fresh pumpkin so I had to actually puree (not just a noun) my pumpkin. Once that was done I literally tossed all of the ingredients into a pot,

Brought it to a boil,

turned it down to a simmer,

and went about my extraordinarily merry way for about 30 minutes.

After 30 minutes you can throw in a thickener if you are looking for that bisque-like quality, which I really wasn’t because I was well, all bisqued out. (add in some cream if you so desire.)

Now the original recipe said to puree this mutha at the halfway point. I didn’t really see the point because I like onions but if you have weak digestion or a penchant for baby food, go for it.

Set it to simmer again for an additional 30 minutes.

When that timer goes off you’ll be in sexy Halloween costume heaven slurping it up like sexy Catwoman and if you spill any you can wipe it up like a sexy maid, and if you throw up afterward because your sexy costume got you oodles of free shots, then you can clean it up like a sexy plumber.

Oh look out it’s sexy batman.

Happy Halloween,

Sluts.

Enjoy.


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