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Jamaican Pumpkin Lentil Soup

You know I spent a while playing with the name of this soup. Jamaican Lentil Pumpkin soup, Lentil Jamaican Pumpkin soup, Soup Jamaican Lentil Pumpkin and nothing really worked. Maybe listing ingredients sequentially by how much of each appeared in the soup? Scrapped that, as I was unable to adequately determine how much Jamaican it contained.

I found this on yummly basically by typing in the ingredients in my fridge that looked like they were about to become sentient. I’d made Dal Baht a few days prior and had a lot of left over items which, ding ding ding, these recipes share. This is a great simple seasonal soup which only takes about an hour to make. It’s great for awkward dinner parties, moon landings, and archeological digs.

Ingredients
1 minced onion
2 garlic cloves chopped
1 piece gingerroot (2 inches, grated)
2 TBSP vegetable oil
2 TBSP ground coriander
1 1/2 tsps ground cumin
1 13oz can coconut milk
1 liter chicken stock
1/2 cup dry red lentils
1 sweet potato cubed
1 15oz can pumpkin puree
2 TBSP curry paste
black pepper to taste so add a lot really

Garlic and ginger love each other so once you’ve crushed and chopped them sufficiently drop them into a bowl together and really make the magic happen. Squish them together like two star-crossed lovers until you have a perfect mixture of the two which are both alike in wealth and dignity.   untitled-7949

In a grandiose gesture of good faith pull out a large cauldron, toss in your vegetable oil and onions. Stir them around for a spell until they become translucent like the skin of a Verona debutant.  Add in the lovers (garlic and ginger) being careful to continue stirring as to not allow their hot fiery love to consume them.untitled-7950Ask the poor  reluctant apothecary for  his wares. “I pay thy poverty and not thy will,” you scream at him as he hands you the coriander and cumin. Mix them into your pot and cook for another minute until you start to smell the spices on the cool night air.

Add everything else except the red curry paste. You are putting a whole mess of liquid in here so don’t be alarmed. Bring it to a boil and then reduce the heat to a medium simmer for about 35-40 minutes.

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Add in your final ingredient, the curry paste and stir vigorously. If you’re not careful everyone will eat the soup without you. You’ll be left holding an empty bowl saying, “drunk all, and left no friendly drop to help me after?”

Anyway if everything doesn’t go your way don’t kill yourself over it

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Enjoy.

Cazuela de Vaca (Beef and Pumpkin Stew)

Worried what to do with that post-Halloween Pumpkin? Do you have nightmares of a molding orange gourd slowly becoming one with your porch? Well look no further. The Batter Junkie has a solution. Rana and I participate in a farmer’s coop so we get lots of fresh veggies every week. Once again, owing chiefly to the season, we have received a pumpkin! What to do? Well how about a little Chilean dish. This is something I found on the intarwebs by simply searching for the ingredients I had around the house. I will be honest though, if another pumpkin comes next week, I’m going all headless horsemen on it’s ass.
Ingredients
700 gram (1 1/2 lbs) beef cubed
1 liter (32 ounce) beef broth
2 cups water
1/4 cup polenta
8 red potatoes cubed
1 onion diced
700 gram (1 1/2 lbs) slice of pumpkin (calabaza sí estas en España)
2 ears corn (I could not get corn fresh so I used one can of corn from Whole foods)
1 carrot sliced
1 red bell pepper diced
1 stalk celery chopped
1 leek chopped
1 tsp minced fresh oregano
1/4 tsp cayenne pepper
salt and pepper to taste (you can be liberal with these as there is a lot of stew)
1/2 cup or so of coarsely chopped cilantro leaves

So here be how ya does it. Cube the beef and toss it in a large soup pot. Pour in the water and beef broth and boil baby boil! Once it all comes to a boil lower the heat to medium, cover the pot and relax.

Oh, wait you have to cut everything, you can’t relax. Come on man do I have to tell you everything? Set the timer for 1 hour and chop the rest of your veggies.

After the beef has simmered for an hour in it’s beefy brothiness, it is ready for the veggies.

Stir in the polenta, potatoes and onion. Simmer that puppy for another 15 minutes. This will insure that the potatoes cook.

Now add in all of the other vegetables saving out the cilantro and oregano. Simmer those veggies for about 15 more minutes or until they are your desired tenderness. If the veggies start singing Otis Redding, they are ready. Make sure to add enough water to cover the veggies just barely. The hour of simmering the meat may evaporate a lot of liquid.

 
The last 5 minutes before you serve add in the fresh oregano. Now remove from heat, pour into a bowl and serve with fresh chopped cilantro on top! Disfruta!

Labels: dinner, pumpkin, soup, potatoes,

Pumpkin Soup, you slut.

It’s that time of year again when everyone tries their damnedest to look like something + prostitute. Yes I’m talking about that ever mutable holiday, All Hallows Eve where we as a nation have decided that regardless of its inherent ridicularity, showing as much skin as possible the day before November makes irrefutable sense. Well, once you’ve spent a night whoring it up and down the neighborhood for “candy” you might be warmed by this pleasantly festive soup.

Ingredients
6 cups chicken stock
1 1/2 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh ground pepper
4 cups pumpkin puree
1 tsp chopped cilantro
1 cup chopped onion
1/2 tsp chopped fresh thyme
1 clove garlic, minced

1/2 cup of cream (this is totally optional and I did not add it)

So really the hardest part about this is staying sober while you’re waiting for it to boil. I used fresh pumpkin so I had to actually puree (not just a noun) my pumpkin. Once that was done I literally tossed all of the ingredients into a pot,

Brought it to a boil,

turned it down to a simmer,

and went about my extraordinarily merry way for about 30 minutes.

After 30 minutes you can throw in a thickener if you are looking for that bisque-like quality, which I really wasn’t because I was well, all bisqued out. (add in some cream if you so desire.)

Now the original recipe said to puree this mutha at the halfway point. I didn’t really see the point because I like onions but if you have weak digestion or a penchant for baby food, go for it.

Set it to simmer again for an additional 30 minutes.

When that timer goes off you’ll be in sexy Halloween costume heaven slurping it up like sexy Catwoman and if you spill any you can wipe it up like a sexy maid, and if you throw up afterward because your sexy costume got you oodles of free shots, then you can clean it up like a sexy plumber.

Oh look out it’s sexy batman.

Happy Halloween,

Sluts.

Enjoy.